I can’t get over the sheer number of people who don’t understand that they aren’t the center of the universe, and that some times you simply have to wait your turn.
Real reviews. Real stupid people.
Reviews from people who should never be allowed to dine out.
fuck you yelpers
First, I don’t know why people think that we’ll pay attention to them if they write free-form poetry.
Second, it seems to me Amy would’ve been much happier flying to another city where she’s eaten before instead of eating at the best option in Mobile. Some people just cannot allow themselves to be happy.
You went to a steakhouse, a restaurant where you walk in the door and are greeted by a case of raw meat, and you’re upset that they serve lots of MEAT?
Also, how cheap do you have to be to complain about a corkage fee? Restaurants are not money-making machines; cooking food for 100 to 500 people a night costs a lot of money. They do not make their money on serving you food, they make their money on you buying alcohol. If you want to open a bottle of wine and not be charged for it, you should cook your own dinner at home.
Even 5-star reviews can be boneheaded. Because you know this is totally helpful and relevant, if you’ve ever been to both Half Moon Bay, California and Burlington, Vermont.
This is a little extra bonus review. I’ve never seen a review of a parking garage on Yelp before and knew it had to be seen.
I have never been able to understand how people can choose to go out to eat at a nice restaurant that focuses on local well-prepared and then get totally upset when the restaurant has run out of a particular dish. That’s how it works. They keep fresh food around so you can get the best meal, but if other people eat it first, you don’t get any.
